Light on the Styx

I think Wendel’s current anon has finally helped me understand the definition of that word he and Issac toss aroudn when they play video games…

Anonymous: Someday, I''m going to kidnap you and make you my bride. You're just the kind of proper lady a man needs in his life.

Even if you did mange to take me, you’d have to deal with Wendel, Kimon, my father, Rita, Wendel, Uncle Thanatos, Kimon, Wendel, Uncle Hypnos, Wednesday, Wendel, Uncle Moros, Leto (maybe, I guess if depends on if she’s busy or not really), and Wendel, all coming after you relentlessly.

And pretty sure Wendel’s murder of you would be justified.

Anonymous: Where are you right now I'm looking in your window and i can't find you?

Wow, you’re not very bright. If you are at my house, I suggest you leave before my father gets home.

Anonymous: Sometimes, apples give me gas.

…I don’t know how to respond to this…

Anonymous: I'm going t o masssacre a bunch of puppies and put them in your bed for you to twake up to.

That’s rather disturbing. I really think you need a hug, Anon.

I have such good friends.

Anonymous: UH M EXCUSE YOU YOU STUPID WHORE, THAT OCULD BE ANYONE BEHIND THAT TUMBLR. GREAT, SO YOU KNOW YOUR LATE COUSINS TUMBLR PASSWORD AND YOU CAN MIMIC HIS SPEECH. KEEP UP THE CHARADE YOU MURDERING NARK

Anon, I’m going to go suggest you go look at some pictures of baby animals until you feel better about yourself, okay? I think that would be best for both of us. And once you’ve calmed down then come back and talk to me.

Anonymous: THEN ILL JUST CUT OFF YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND STUFF IT IN CEMENT AND SINK IT IN THE OCEAN SO I DONT HAVE TO SES E YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE ANYMORE

You’re very hostile. Why? Do you need something? Like a hug? A friend? Maybe a cupcake?

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Honestly, Chara, just ignore them. How hard is it for you to just shun people?

You know I’m not the shunning type, Kimon! And thank you for proving my Anon a liar.

Anonymous: IF YOU TURN ANON OFF I WIL LLTIERALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU. I WIL LBATHE IN YOUR FUCKING BLOOD AND MAKE YOUR DAD WATCH

I don’t think you can kill me. I’d welcome you to try, but one: I’d rather you not; two: the blood stains would be terrible to clean out; three: I don’t Wendle in jail for an actual murder, so, let’s just not and say we did.